Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Kisah Debikk....!!!!




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Debik 1:

Pian tengah bersedih sebab kena tinggal dengan awek dia. Tak macam Samad, awek Jawa cun melecun, bukan cun melecur. Pian termenung tepi eskelator kat GSC, Level 6m. Monyok je Samad ni tengok Pian. Niat di hati hendak menegur, takut dia pulak yang tak bertegur. Last-last Samad ni buat-buat macho, pergi lepak tepi Pian.

" Sabarlah Pian, aku paham. Alaaaa...Kumbang bukan seekor, bunga bukan sekuntum..."


Debikkkk...!!!!! Nah ko..!!!!


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Debikkk 2

Samad termenung, mengenangkan nasib dia hari tu. Gaji baru masuk, tapi tak masyuk macam selalu. Esok besday awek, janji nak bawa awek pergi Genting Highland, nak main salji buatan manusia. Ye la, nak pergi Eropah, tak mampu sangat kan. Last-last handphone pulak boleh hilang, siap dengan tunai RM 200 lagi tu kat bilik staff. Pergghh...Gaji tak masyuk, barang hilang, duit pulak nak kena keluar esok. Pian datang menghampiri Samad. Nak di tegur takut nanti dia pulak yang tak nak bertegur. Last-last Pian buat macho pergi lepak dengan Samad.

" Sabarlah Samad, yang patah boleh tumbuh, yang hilang akan berganti...Gua paham laa..."

Debikkkk...!!!!! Nah ko..!!!!



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Debikkk 3


Pian dengan Samad termenung, monyok dan nampak memang macam orang tak betul. Ye la dah kena debik masing-masing kat muka. Hilang kemachoan beb. Samad mata kanan, Pian mata kiri. Molek benar la gitu. Gua tengah lapang, takde kerja nak buat. Penonton semua dah masuk Hall. Gua nampak dua-dua ekor mamat ni tak bercakap. Masing-masing ego. Niat di hati gua nka bertegur, tapi takut diorang plak tak nak bertegur. Last-last gua machokan diri, terus pergi lepak dengan Pian dan Samad.


" Dah la beb..!! Luorang ni pon, pasal bendda kecik pon nak debik sana. debik sini. Rileks-rileks sudah kan.. Tengok gua, rileks jek... Ni dah sampai tak bercakap, apahal kan.. Kang dua-dua gua debik..!!! Baru...."

Debikkk...!!! Nah gua..!!!

Tak sempat bagi ayat penamat dah kena. Padan muka gua...!!!

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p/s: gua tatau bunyi tumbuk sebenar macam mana...

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30 comments:

  1. azzaliena suziantieNovember 10, 2009 at 4:11 PM

    hahaha..
    padan muke...
    amik penumbuk sejibik

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  2. azzaliena suziantieNovember 10, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    fiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssssssssssssstt

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  3. SYAFIQAHSALEHNovember 10, 2009 at 4:23 PM

    haha..
    x psal2 rse penumbuk..
    padan muka..
    suka2..hehe :P

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  4. aiSyah (",November 10, 2009 at 4:54 PM

    haish~
    cian2..tp pdn muke
    hik2

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  5. kimisaiNovember 10, 2009 at 4:56 PM

    si senal mungkn:
    thnks..hahaha
    gua tak ramai komen, xdpt first pon takpe...hahaha


    syafiqah:
    mmg dah rse lame dah...
    suka gua ke??
    haha

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  6. zul efronNovember 10, 2009 at 6:36 PM

    wat palau...

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  7. Masturah IdrusNovember 10, 2009 at 6:46 PM

    bukan bunyi tumbuk 'dush..dush' ke?? baru comey sket..lalalala

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  8. AnonymousNovember 10, 2009 at 7:25 PM

    at least dua-dua mata kena balance sikit... hehe

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  9. Asyraff ZulkifliNovember 10, 2009 at 8:16 PM

    huh, cerita betul ke ni??? ?? ?? ??

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  10. SYAFIQAHSALEHNovember 10, 2009 at 8:33 PM

    haha..suka kmu?? yup kot..blog kmu :)

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  11. patungcendanaNovember 10, 2009 at 11:05 PM

    wah...takut aku nak komen...nanti tak pasal2 kena debikkkkkk....:-D

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  12. kimisaiNovember 11, 2009 at 2:11 AM

    aisyah:
    sampai hati..hahaha
    :-(



    dzulhafixi:
    cha wah lau....!!!



    masturah idrus:
    haha...aah kan kiut je bunyinye..



    mcjayn:
    baru fair kan..pandai2...


    niijiusan:
    betola...ingat nipu??
    hehehe...ade lagi kesan ...huhuhuhu

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  13. kimisaiNovember 11, 2009 at 2:12 AM

    syafiqah:
    hahaha..pandai berterus terang..



    patung:
    tu pun kire komen gak..takkena pun debik..
    hehehe

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  14. Aloy ParadoksNovember 11, 2009 at 2:16 AM

    nanti jumpa gua jangan lupa mintak bunyi tumbuk sebenar..

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  15. kimisaiNovember 11, 2009 at 2:28 AM

    bro aloy:
    huhu..gua mintak lu kasi kat perut leh??
    kat muke nt jatuh market...

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  16. bias®November 11, 2009 at 2:58 AM

    rakam lain kali.

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  17. hafiz zainuddinNovember 11, 2009 at 4:17 AM

    debik yang betol2 kalau lu nak tau mcm dalam citer tamil tu dush...dushhh... hahah baru real!

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  18. kimisaiNovember 11, 2009 at 4:26 AM

    bias:
    kejadian tak di duga...hahaha
    insy next time



    terompahkayu:
    hahah tu macha nyer style...gua malay beb..tulen..!!!Deshuuuummmmmmmmmmmm bleh ??

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  19. apan leeNovember 11, 2009 at 4:40 AM

    haha.tak pasal pasal kau pun kena.
    debik balik doe.debik debik.

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  20. Crazee LazzyNovember 11, 2009 at 7:55 AM

    ghahah.. amacam best ke? bunyi tumbuk dush2 lah..

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  21. AnonymousNovember 11, 2009 at 1:30 PM

    ini cerita anak wayang GSC?? 18SG sioot..hahah

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  22. phyzeeNovember 11, 2009 at 2:23 PM

    lepas hari tu ko baru tau cmner bunyi penumbuk kan.. haha..

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  23. Lea IsnawiNovember 12, 2009 at 12:44 AM

    debik?
    nape x debUk??
    lalala

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  24. kAkUnA_tHe KeLip KeLiPNovember 13, 2009 at 10:50 AM

    dushumm...!! amik ko...

    err,cani ke bunyik..?? hehehe...

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  25. Sitie BUm BUmNovember 13, 2009 at 12:35 PM

    hahaha....penangan kalo salah masuk timing mmg kena debik!!

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  26. addyaholixNovember 14, 2009 at 1:04 PM

    ada yang kena debik satgi ni... ;p

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  27. yoro okinoNovember 15, 2009 at 8:39 AM

    hahahhaha
    kang dah kena
    len kali ko diam sudah..
    xyah nak wat2 baik
    huhuh

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  28. triple x malayaNovember 15, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    debikk je..hahaha

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  29. kimisaiNovember 16, 2009 at 12:36 PM

    arque:
    tak sampai hati da...due2 dah dapat kan..hahaha


    fhad:
    dush2 macam senario lak...


    reiko jez:
    hehe...bkn anak wayang, tp staff wayang daaaa...


    phyzee:
    sememangnya gua bkn kaki menumbuk...jahill..!!!hehehe


    cik epal:
    kalau bibi gua tak debik la...gua kiss...kalau bibik cantik la...

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  30. kimisaiNovember 16, 2009 at 12:39 PM

    lea:
    debuk macam tak lojik..haha..macam bunyi nangka busuk jatuh lak.


    kakuna:
    deshum...ermm slow motion leh la kot bunyi macam tuh..


    siti bum2:
    heheh kire adil la kan??


    addyaholix:
    lu ke??
    hahaha kalau lu gu tak sanggup..


    yor okino:
    niat di hati hendak berbaik...dah jadi taik..haha


    XXXmalaya:
    tak sempat kot...

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